Recent quotes

"Speaking of jellyfish I peed on my sisters leg when she got stung." Submitted by Julian Lobert

"Check out that dudes ass jiggle in the pile of players there." Submitted by Jake Crowley

"Is it called devils chocolate because it's so good it's a sin?!" Submitted by Heather Ward

"I walked in on a girl shitting.. The only reason I know she was shitting is because she was sitting down" Submitted by Bri Ward

"I have a shit ton of homework. Like if someone could literally shit, a ton... That's how much homework I have." Submitted by Bri Ward

"I'm going to name my kid either sitting bull or crazy horse" Submitted by Shane Brooks

"Thigh rhymes with high." Submitted by Mickey Ervin

"What would you do if you were Santa Claus and you got a random boner with a kid on your lap?!?!" Submitted by Mickey Ervin

"I text my brother, why didn't you grab any cock?" submitted by Shane Brooks

"Would you rather have sex with a guy with a girls head, or a girl with a guys head, with a lot of eye contact and kissing?" Submitted by Shane Brooks